February 2012
Mom, can I- →
Mom:
Me:
teacher: this is not an assignment you can do the night before
me: *does it the night before*
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the... →
funniest10k:
Any questions now?
